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Beat The Heat: Abyss Tips

Shouts from the Abyss

Looks like I picked a bad time to move to a house without air conditioning. My delicate skin is taking a beating. So, without further ado, I give you my new series entitled Abyss Beat The Heat Tips.

With God as my witness I swear to you I will come up with a tip a day as long as this planet feels uncomfortable.

Your feedback is important so let me know if you find any of these tips helpful. That would be hot.

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Fires in the Works

Shouts from the Abyss

I am proud to be an American.

BOOM!

Whoa! What the fuck was that? And, more importantly, who’s going to help me change my diaper?

So let me get this straight. You love America, too. And to prove it you’re going to make something go boom boom. Do you mind if I get some background information? Are you the same guy from elementary school who got paper towels wet and threw them into ceiling lights until they blew up? Are you the one who was so fascinated with fire that he set his junior high school locker ablaze? Do you think shooting a gun up in the air is good clean fun? No, no, don’t tell me. Let me guess. All the same guy, right?

Just in case you doubt my cred to discuss this topic, please know that one time I visited the game store where my son the…

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